以下是網路轉送的mail。
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
男人在射殺太太及女兒之前殺了自己
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
熊貓交配失敗，獸醫接手 What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
礦天拒絕死後繼續工作 No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
青少年法庭試著射擊被告 See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
官僚作風容納新法（新連結的作法）
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? （duct tape＝膠帶）
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
被雷擊的人面臨歐打的控訴（充電）
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
新的肥胖研究尋找更大的受試團體（者）
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
太空人因在太空艙放屁被責怪
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
地區高中輟學生被切一半Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
醫院被7呎高的醫生起訴 Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
颱風摧毀墓園造成數百人死亡
Did I read that right?
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
礦天拒絕死後繼續工作 No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
青少年法庭試著射擊被告 See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
官僚作風容納新法（新連結的作法）
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? （duct tape＝膠帶）
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
被雷擊的人面臨歐打的控訴（充電）
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
新的肥胖研究尋找更大的受試團體（者）
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
太空人因在太空艙放屁被責怪
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
地區高中輟學生被切一半Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
醫院被7呎高的醫生起訴 Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
颱風摧毀墓園造成數百人死亡
Did I read that right?
